Wednesday, November 06, 2002

Ahh, the Melbourne Cup. Lost $200 on the race, and another $200 on the replay.

Had a racecourse once; raced him three times and beat him twice.

The pharmacist arrives back from lunch to see a man leaning against the wall, perfectly still. He asks the assistant what the problem is. The assistant explains the man has a bad cough, but because the store was out of cough supressant, he gave him a whole bottle of laxatives.
"What the hell did you do that for? How will that help him?"
"Take a look; he's afraid to cough".
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