Tuesday, August 20, 2002

Let no-one say Australians are falling behind in the crucial area of Criminal As Thick As Two Short Planks.

Overnight, some tool entered the Melbourne Crown Casino and robbed the high roller members-only Mahogany Room of upwards of $100,000. All fine so far?

Except Cletus spent plenty of time under security cameras; used his own member ID to get into the Room; made his getaway in a taxi with security cameras; and left a big piece of the swag in the bloody taxi.

Makes you proud.

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