Thursday, August 22, 2002

I’d like to take credit for this, but The Good Lady Wife found it in her inbox.

THE BEST CHAIN LETTER YET

Hello, my name is Kori. I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead and an ear growing on her arse will be able to raise enough money to shit?

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are you ?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll
get laid by every good looking person in the magazine!"

What a load of crap. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5AD and brought to the USA by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.

Fuck them!

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards.

Chances are, it's your own unpopularity. The point being?

If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, fuck it off by deleting it.

If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

Oh, by the way all you idiots out there...
NO COMPANY HAS ANY WAY OF TRACKING E-MAIL OUTSIDE THEIR SYSTEM - NO, NOT
EVEN MICROSOFT!!! THERE IS NO SUCH TECHNOLOGY - YET!!!!!!.

Now forward this to everyone you know.

Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and
will Consume your Genitals.


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