Monday, July 01, 2002

Brazilian striker and hair outlaw Renaldo has won the thanks of a grateful nation, and by government decree will be allowed to have sex with any man, woman, tree or beast of the field, until he dies, or misses a penalty shot.

UPDATE: Doesn't the "Golden Boot" award sound like something from a Simpsons episode?
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